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Pet Allowance (lemmy.world)
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sad sad mommy @noahsarca

i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it's like a riddle

Number of pets allowed

Usual limits

A total of 8 pets are allowed (among the allowed species), including the maximum permissible for dogs and cats.

Up to 4 pets are allowed, including a maximum of 3 dogs.

Examples:

  • You can have 4 rabbits, 3 dogs and 1 cat.
  • You can't have 4 frogs and 4 dogs.
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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You have one cat. It gives birth to a litter of four. What do?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Believe it or not, jail.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

When a dog, cat or rabbit gives birth, the puppy, kitten or kit may be kept without a license for a maximum of three months.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get you stomping boot.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Very inefficient. Surely there's a market for a better option?