this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
316 points (99.7% liked)
chapotraphouse
13473 readers
1 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
LMAO FUCKING BASED.
LETS GOOOOOOOO
Edit - Look at the cope in the replies.
Edit 2 - THERE IS A R/CONSPIRACY THREAD With 100s of comments.
lmfao the dorks in the conspiracy thread saying this wouldn't have happened if she was armed, obviously the jews took away her window shooting out gun, smdh
ofc the thread is also full of anti-Asian racism from a bunch of dorks believing the US is controlled by Chinese fentanyl smugglers, and people getting hot and bothered about her being killed by a "hacked EV" because they can't imagine a billionaire is too inept at everyday life to not just back her car into a pond on her own.
Also none of them notice how the crucial billionaire removing feature here are the bulletproof windows that all of these stupid fucks would have on their own cars "because of BLM antifa terrorists" if they could afford them.
honestly a bit surprised she was driving herself.
if i was a billionaire i'd be too high, too hungover, or too drained of my essence to drive
:proletariat: :bourgeoisie:
Honestly one of my big issues with billionaires is that they suck at being billionaires. You're a billionaire! You've won! Stop going to work! You've got billions!!! Go hire a personal pharmacist and a personal trauma doctor and do lethal amount of drugs with no fear. Live in a blimp! Go to the really weird sex orgies that only super cool people can get invites to and you get one because you own the place they hold it in.
I think she'd just topped up her adrenochrome before getting in the car
Lmao Americans are so gun brained they can't even comprehend that you can break a car window without using a ranged firearm instead of a simple glass shattering tool that sells for like five bucks
Gunbrain and carbrain is peak Americoid
isn't it?
p sure a piece of ceramic would do it - spark plug or similar
The metal spikes on your headrest work too
Imagine firing a gun inside a seal-closed car, that's gotta explode your ears
But even so, wasn't the glass bullet-proof?
Reminds me of https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ylTpBots6Oc
I can't find the original video anymore which is a shame because the look on the passenger's face when this mother fucker starts shooting out of his own windshield on the freeway is priceless.
Wut
Please encourage billionaires to discharge a firearm in a 50 cubic foot space pressurized by water so as to prevent the Shockwave from shattering the glass. They're small ear bones are yearning to be shattered.
The conspiracy is that the NTSB should have more oversight and summary execution powers.
The fascists coping about how it's "suspicious" along with their fascist nonsense in the replies makes me really happy I'm not using that nazi app
lmfao