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[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"They should call it Wokewood"

"How about HollyWOKE"

"Ooh, yeah, that's even better"

These are the dullest people on the planet.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I was going to say that if these were my reply guys I kinda get why Elon thinks he's a genius.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In COMMIEFORNIA

Run by BRANDON

Seriously, they're so fucking stupid

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If this person took a stab at it it would be Califoni-commie

Once again non chuds are accidently and ironically more creative and better at this then they are.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Was coming to say this, the fact they need help punching up a way to work "woke" into "holywood" is a perfect example of why the vast majority of creative endeavors are by leftwing people.

You cannot overstate how fucking dull and uncreative these people are.

You can't even parody them. We pretend to make jokes like they would make and they're funnier more creative and less ham fisted and we don't even believe in any of it.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

WOKEwood😂😂

because it's WOKE🤣🤣🤣🤣