Had some less than protected sex and did not pull out in time 
I am not very smart and have very little self control, picked up some plan b but i live in a anti abortion state so im stressin i tell ya hwat. Just had to vent on the interwebs
Idk why i do this to myself but as a wise man once said, "we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo"
Common volcel pledge win.
Edit: what actually is the effective rate of a plan B? Because I've only had to resort to it once and so far, 100% efficacy
Its around 87.5% according to the box but it really depends on your weight and how soon you take the plan b