Had some less than protected sex and did not pull out in time 
I am not very smart and have very little self control, picked up some plan b but i live in a anti abortion state so im stressin i tell ya hwat. Just had to vent on the interwebs
Idk why i do this to myself but as a wise man once said, "we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo"
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/condom/how-do-i-get-condoms
I know what condoms are