Please we're begging you, we'll do anything if you just let us keep slaughtering countless innocent civilians. It's the only thing we want to do. Please just let us shed more and more blood we'll do literally anything you want except stop the murder.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

Americans in the impossible position of choosing between

Kill more brown people
Make money shipping another cargo container full of novelty sex asses

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

We need to do it for him holden-bloodfeast

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly thought you were deliberately exaggerating, but the article suggests exactly that!

Informed Yemeni sources reveal to The Cradle that the US offered Sanaa – in exchange for its neutrality in the ongoing Gaza war – “an acknowledgment of its legitimacy [as government of Yemen].”

This would involve severely reducing the role of the Saudi-backed Presidential Council led by Rashid al-Alimi and accelerating the signing of a roadmap with Riyadh and Abu Dhabi to end the aggression against Yemen.

The sources further reveal that the Americans pledged to immediately release withheld Yemeni public sector salaries from the National Saudi Bank, lift the country’s siege entirely, reopen Sanaa Airport, ease restrictions on the port of Hodeidah, and facilitate a comprehensive prisoner exchange agreement with all involved parties.

I know the US never honors its promises, but that's quite the list.

[–] HexBroke@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

accelerating the signing of a roadmap

Wow, accelerating the signing of a roadmap! How could Ansarallah refuse??

Next these mad Americans will be promising to hasten plans for dialogue to establish a path to a negotiation framework

[–] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago

Uhmmm..... No.