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[–] odium@programming.dev 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Fal@yiffit.net 28 points 2 years ago (7 children)

You're wrong because literally everyone on Lemmy is 37

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

For your information I've had my birthday since joining Lemmy, so I'm 38 now (and therefore everyone else is too)

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

don't worry. If everything goes right, you will be 38

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago

fhew, thanks for the encouraging words

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm 18!

Wow, you're 6.40237371 × 10^15 years old‽

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

AMA

yes, it was hard surviving the big bang.

!unexpectedfactorial@sopuli.xyz

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not "my back!" large tho

[–] deus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's a factorial joke. 18! is quite a bit larger than "my back!" large.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Larger than the age of the universe, in fact

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

oh, lol, mb missed it

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone on Lemmy is either a late 30s dude (cis or trans,) mid 20s trans woman, or late teens enby. Those are the only demographics.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sounds like I need to do some soul searching

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Kisss mine 24 year old ass. When I worked at Amazon half the people thought I was in my 40s I was around 21.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

19 years learning software Dev perhaps

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

me 19 years ago:

baby holding a book that says "html for babies"

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Tf are you on about? Everyone is clearly in their early 20s.

[–] mydoomlessaccount 1 points 2 years ago

I'm actually 27 (you have no reason not to believe this, so that makes it true)