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What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

If her friends don't cum- and if they don't cum- well they're no friends of mine

I like to spend all day at work thinking about how much fun I'm going to have playing a certain game when I get home.

Then, when I finally make it home and sit down in front of my computer, I'll "get to it in a minute" for the next 3 to 4 hours until suddenly it's time to eat and go to bed. Repeat 5 days a week.

After all that adventure, he's gotta be tired. I'd say the next move should be heading back to the White House. :)

They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat

Damn, people just straight-up don't care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it's not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that's too large to be depicted here

I don't know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that's how I'm gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin' that dragon. I'm gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

When I was a kid, I don't think I kept watching Rugrats for very much longer after they added Dil.

Nah, these aren't dongs. They're definitely uteran, in honor of Women's History Month!