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Didn't read all the replies but here is how I used to do it.
Drink a lot of water the night before and day of. Don't get water poisoning but get real close. You want as much of your piss to be water as possible.
Take a couple B12 vitamins a couple hours before the test. They will make you piss yellow even if it's all water.
That said, you might still be fucked. I've used this method to pass a test in under 24 hours but YMMV. My metabolism is ridiculous.
Good luck, comrade.
Is water poisoning a real thing? What are the symptoms?
"Confusion, nausea, and vomiting are symptoms. Severe cases can cause seizures, coma, and death."
It waters down the blood, diluting electrolytes. It's a LOT of water. But it's something that is definitely possible.
Huh, must be like chugging ten 18L cooler bottles...