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I have a urine drug test on Tuesday morning and last smoked on Sunday

I’m not a chronic smoker or anything, but I do it recreationally (because I haven’t had to take a drug test in probably 6-7 years at this point)

Is there any hope for me to pass? Everywhere online says I’m fucked

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[–] isame@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Didn't read all the replies but here is how I used to do it.

Drink a lot of water the night before and day of. Don't get water poisoning but get real close. You want as much of your piss to be water as possible.

Take a couple B12 vitamins a couple hours before the test. They will make you piss yellow even if it's all water.

That said, you might still be fucked. I've used this method to pass a test in under 24 hours but YMMV. My metabolism is ridiculous.

Good luck, comrade.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is water poisoning a real thing? What are the symptoms?

[–] isame@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Confusion, nausea, and vomiting are symptoms. Severe cases can cause seizures, coma, and death."

It waters down the blood, diluting electrolytes. It's a LOT of water. But it's something that is definitely possible.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Huh, must be like chugging ten 18L cooler bottles...

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