Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Its not always a cucumber.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A cucumber is more inspicious than well...

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you just make up a word?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.