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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 93 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this how pickles are made?

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Today I learned I'm a fabulous dish!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Help cucumber stuck in ass

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Its not always a cucumber.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A cucumber is more inspicious than well...

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you just make up a word?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 years ago

I hate it when that happens.

[–] voidnutcracker@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

eaten raw

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I love a good veggie salad toss!!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range