this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 140 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 131 points 1 year ago

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oops, my bad. But I bet she likes Chop Suey!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago

For now, she's Got the Life.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

She'll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago