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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago (12 children)

This is going to trigger so many broflakes who have made eating meat their whole personality.

And before anybody starts screeching, I'm not even a vegan. I do mostly make vegan food at home, but you can pry my cheese out of my cold, dead hands, and I also occasionally eat fish or meat.

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This going to trigger so many >!cheeseflakes!< who have made eating cheese their whole personality.

And before any body starts screeching, I'm not even a vegan. I do mostly make vegan home at food, but you can pry my cold, dead hands out of my cheese, and I also occasionally eat fish or meat.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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