Android

There is Google Keep.

But if you want to degoogle, well I'm reading the thread. I've heard of Joplin (spelling?).

Obsidian, Hands down.

Notepad++ if you just need to type something up.

Trilium Notes, Logseq, or Obsidian.md if you're looking for something more advanced.

Self-host something like bookstack, docuwiki, mediawiki, or wikijs for something more.... permanent? I wouldn't really use these to jot something down real quick but I do put a lot of finalized? notes in a wikijs docker image I host.

Markor.

Then I also add my notes / docs folder to syncthing, and have it on every device.

SimpleNote

This is what I use across all my devices

https://simplenote.com/

I used to use Keep Notes by Google. Did the job pretty well but obviously there should be better FOSS & privacy-respecting apps: NoNonesense Notes!

I use signal mesagaing app. They have a note to self feature thats awesome.

Obsidian.md. It runs on markdown files, so even if you decide you don't like Obsidian, you've still got all the files. It's super easy to sync with SyncThing or probably Google Drive or whatever. It's free, and the are a ton of plugins for it. Peri sure there's a Lemmy community for it around, too.

https://www.f-droid.org/en/packages/com.simplemobiletools.notes.pro/

This and others by simple are exactly that.

Notes. Gallery.Dialer. keyboard. Clock.

No ads. Absolutely zero unnecessary permissions. No telemetry or sneaky internet connections.

I've been using Notally for a while and I think it checks all your boxes.

Quillnote + Signal's "note to self"

You can find Quillnote in both Droid and Google's Play Store.

.txt file + syncthing

For true rebels: pen and paper

Notion has been pretty great so far; I recently moved there from Evernote. Only downside (for me) is that it's based on electron.

One option is Notally on F-droid and on the Google Play Store. It's FOSS (Free and Open Source Software) and it has all of the features you mentioned. I use it as my everyday note taking app and I have zero complaints so far.

There's Safe Notes on F-Droid as well, which is pretty much identical to Notally feature-wise, but your notes are encrypted (locally).

I found Obsidian good, and Markor the best, on Android.

Obsidian is kewl cloud sync aint free though.

ColorNote

It meets every item on your list.

Quillpad is like an open source Google Keep and you can use Nextcloud to sync it all.

Ideally, I'd want a way to import my Google Keep lists into it then I could bin Keep for good.

I've always used ColorNote. It does have several advanced features but they're all optional. It's been updated for 5 years now and basically hasn't changed. Still free, no ads, easy to use. A rare exception on the Play Store. Whole app only 4Mb.

Google keep works fine for me.

According to this article, and others I've seen pen and paper is still best.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/features/handwritten-vs-keyboard-notes-science/#:~:text=Another%20study%20from%20the%20same%20year%20found%20that,in%20a%20more%20comprehensive%20understanding%20of%20the%20content.

Apps:

• Zettel notes https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.eu.thedoc.zettelnotes
• Markor https://www.f-droid.org/packages/net.gsantner.markor/

Self-hosted:

• https://silverbullet.md
• Memos https://github.com/usememos/memos

Kvaesitso launcher also has built in note widget that can be linked to same local file as in an app. https://github.com/MM2-0/Kvaesitso

I use OneNote usually, easy formating and works well on PC and mobile. Notion is cool too, but has a lot more features than a simple note taking app.

ColourNote has been the best one I've found.

I used Joplin then Obsidian for a long time but recently moved to zettlr on my PC. I use Quillpad on my phone. Both definitely worth a look IMO.

Obsidian

• text files stored in markdown on your device
• no premium service to unlock features. You can buy sync and publishing if you want to, but there are no nags to purchase them.
• you can roll your own sync solution you wanted to. Its just text files. Same goes with publishing.
• community plugins if you want to extend it
• desktop clients and ios clients
• free forever

https://obsidian.md/

I use Another Notes App. It's super basic but that's exactly what I need.

I'm a big fan of a small app called UpNote. It's clean and simple with a few power features you can use if you really dig into it. It largely has the same baseline set of features as Obsidian, but it supports syncing across devices out of the box and has a one-time purchase of a lifetime membership.

Markor. It's as simple as it gets, but can scale up if you decide to later

Great, now how about a sketching app that follows all the same criteria that OP mentioned. Something for quick and dirty sketches. Nothing fancy. One that can do sketches and notes would be even better.