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[–] drekly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Me but wheat.

All the tasty things are wheat but apparently I'm allergic and my esophagus wants to close up and kill me.

But all the tasty things are wheat.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My fellow lactose intolerant peeps, lactaid tablets are cheap and work well. I suffered for decades before finally trying it. Don't be stupid like me!

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lactaid never did anything for me. I still shit my guts out later on.

Won't stop eating cheese, though.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Commendable. Cheese life.

On the off chance that it's relevant to you or anybody else reading, the lactaid dose matters quite a bit. The first time I bought it, the packaging recommended 3 tablets for a dose. Why they didn't just do bigger tablets, I'll never know. They also say they're only helping you for about 30 minutes, so take more if you eat lactose 30 minutes past your lactaid dose. Basically just read the directions and err on the side of taking more if you aren't sure.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I literally refuse to stop eating dairy even if it kills me. I love ice cream

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Breyers and lactaid make passable lactose free ice cream Both are vanilla, but it's something.

[–] albertsy2@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Now that we're men!!!

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I blame dairy industry marketing

[–] henfredemars 1 points 2 years ago

This is disgusting.

Excellent.