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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, maybe you should do drugs and get pregnant?

PS: Don’t do drugs and get pregnant.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Just one or the other please

Mom, who got married at 18:

"You can't date until you're 18"

Fast forward to 18

"You should be focusing on your studies!"

Fast forward after the college dating scene is gone

"When are we going to get some grandkids?!"