His funeral cortege will take two hours to pass and will comprise a white Ford Bronco followed by several dozen police cruisers :-)
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2024
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Burn, OJ, burn…
Fuck, the juice is loose again.
Did he finally get around to searching the world('s golf courses) for the "real" killer?
Hey Twitter world, it’s yours truly
This is the best summary I could come up with:
OJ Simpson, a football star turned suspected murderer, has died, according to a statement by his family.
On X, formerly known as Twitter, Simpson’s account carried a simple message from his family.
“On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer.
He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren.
During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace,” the statement said.
More details soon …
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They certainly did not choose a flattering photo for that article.