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Ban pencil sharpeners. And pencils. And pens too, I’m sure Peter Sutcliffe would agree.

When you get to a certain age there’s always a p in the middle.

Miss Kane, maths teacher. Not because I liked maths but because she was fucking hot.

Miss Phillips, art mistress, probably getting on for 60 but looked exactly as you’d expect of an artist and drove a sports car like she’d stolen it 🙂

Oh and Mr. Hamlyn, deputy head who was a genuinely decent, clever, and a funny guy who could reduce a class to tears of laughter.

In Surrey. Punching the air 😀

Yes, I’ve had Aygo courtesy cars, they’re quite good fun and can be chucked about a bit too. I’m 6’5” and found them surprisingly roomy inside and not uncomfortable for doing the nipping about that they’re designed for. Of course the advantage of having a Toyota badge rather than a Peugeot badge is that people won’t automatically assume you’re an old fart 😁 (And this matters because I’m only approaching being an old fart 😳)

Don’t flush it down the loo. Keep it for your felching hamster.

It’s a shitting Peugeot, it’s already a mobile trash can 😜

Who do these clowns think they are, Mitchells & Butlers?

No it isn’t.

The unsold stock are returned to the warehouses where they hatch into next years Easter bunnies. Circle of life an’ all that.

Lettuce Connect, so I’m told 🙂