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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like how we've invented a vast incomprehensible machine that can't do words good. A large language model that cannot model letters.

Literally any Markov Chain could output better than this by scanning a telephone directory, but ten million of the finest servers Microsoft can assemble have to slurp up the entire Jordan Aquifer to put out this dogshit.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

chefs-kiss Fooby Furtus Jorch Jort Borts Børk

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Borts out here perfecting the evrart look already.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, Aiden McDichael, Aiden Sweemey, Briaden Archideld, Bootus Smorin, Borts McSriff, Borts Mixon, Bhuiʋem McRlwain, Chunus Chamgerlain, Asheliigynne Nogilny, Jorch Smehrik, Jort Dugnutt, Hunby Dustice, Claгбег Gride, Shamp Dourque, Humers Furcotte, Hammin Wesrey, Hoƀem Truk, Ϝooly Rortugal, Furևs Sandaele, Broop Dandleton, Hogby Sernandez, Shirmp Bonzalez, and last but not least Fꚙby and Foob Soodgewynn.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

We need to order more Bort license plates

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aiden confirmed as fake name

The worst part was that every substitute would get them confused. It didn't help that they'd switch clothes halfway through class.

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I assumed these were all meant to be like 14 year old kids, but Chunus and Jorch out here with their full beards really ruin that theory

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I just assumed high school seniors because some of them looked like people I remember from my graduating class lmao. I even knew a guy that was a dead ringer for the second Borts, except he had the hairstyle of Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

maybe it's congenital

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

don't forget ole Hunby

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Borts Borts Bhumem Chunus Asheliigynne

data-laughing

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Mister Hoɕem, please!

I do not recognize the faces in the water

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

kept a straight face until Bootis

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

so yeah, i only got 4 names in and immediately laughed at the first broken one

[–] VirtualBread@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Most racially diverse Midwestern high school

[–] goose@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Bootus and Borthead

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

is-this Is this AI generated NFTs?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

asheliigynne

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

My son is also named Borts

Can't get this image out of my head and I just thought of an alternative title: biblically accurate teenagers.

Oh man, Humers was such a class clown. "Humorous Humers" we called him.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm Ashelügynne. It's a family name.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Republican name generator go brrr

Gold mine of enby names right here.

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

They all look related