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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

there are no bad dragons, only bad owners

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

How to train your dragon (to strain your butthole)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

corn stickers anime

corn-man-khrush

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

cool men accessories

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Has everyone else been cleaning their bottle caps a whole lot this whole time? Are my bottle caps ugly?

[–] Galli@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

no I love your bottle caps

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Magnetic wallet, eh. Back in my day, if you traveled with your train ticket and your phone in the same pocket, the train ticket would become demagnetised and fail.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

corn stickers anime

I understand what these words all are individually. Help me out here. Does this mean anything to any of you lot? Or have our AI overlords had little too much to drink?

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

it's saying corn to bypass filters that catch the word porn I think

[–] goose@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] VHS@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

No idea, but it looks like Faye Valentine from cowboy bebop

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

/c/buttposting