this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

[–] Hextic@derpzilla.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't worry AI will just generate the evidence now.

[–] Zyansheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Wait, then actual evidence becomes useless!

[–] bleph@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

[–] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

[–] skycat@beehaw.org 17 points 2 years ago

I don't want you to know where I hide my shit

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago

"He's just sitting there smiling at the camera..."

"Four hours, there's a line. We have no idea what to do!"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They left the seat up, so yeah they do

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

“why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.