In germany we have a saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen", which roughly translates to "may lighting strike you while you're on the shitter".
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That's a very original way to wish for someone's demise.
Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying
Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.
Hessen confirms
You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it's widely known.
Austrian here. I also know that one.
A regular shitstorm.
Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!
Holy shit 😯
It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.
Thy shit was holy indeed.
Zeus fucking a toilet
I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.
Someone took an ungodly shit.
Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?
Because video game toilets were inspired by real life toilets
Are you sure real life toilets weren't inspired by video game toileta?
Are you sure real life toilets weren't inspired by video game toilets inspired by film toilets?
My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.
too much iron in their diet obvs
Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli
Whatever lightning wants...
Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.
I refuse to believe that, that exact lightning was captured
Shitters clogged. — lightning.
i bet those were two different storms
That's what they get for having carpet in a bathroom
Edit: wait that's not carpet that's poopie water
*cue Ride The Lightning solo
Bathroom next to a window?
Isn't this like a requirement in most places with any sort of building code?
In apartment buildings you can have an extractor, not necessarily next to a window, at least where I'm from.
Zeus just really had to shit and that was the nearest available toilet. He literally eats thunder and craps lightning.
How does something like that even happen
Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.