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Shower thought: (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by tja@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] symcal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[–] nicoweio@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[–] skilltheamps@feddit.de -1 points 2 years ago

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.