I am the bear
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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Both. The more the merrier.
Depends on the season. I think the bear would be better for sharing heat & surviving the cold yknow?
twinks r more my type but like, whichever has a better sense of direction probably
Twinks are naturally drawn to the left, so you can use them as a compass.
that's not how compasses work!
Uhh, yeah it is. I got a degree in compassology.
Do twinks shit in the woods?
The twink because he might have a gun and that way I can shoot my way to freedom.
If we are talking survival, my assumption is that a bear would be more helpful. A twink however would make for a better companion for me, which may be worth dying in the woods
I'll take the twink. I need something helpless to protect or I'll get killed by my own apathy.
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there are no twinks in the woods, every queer is an honourary bear out there 🐻
I'm lost, i trust the bear to be a rustic mountain type who will save me. If i run into the twink what will they know? Maybe a lot but we're talking first impressions so give me the mountain man
GOOD post
A bear-twink