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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dat is geen nederlands, vriend

That's not dutch, friend

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Fries misschien

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With the traed? It definitely looks more like some Scandinavian language.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The article 'dat' doesn't match with Nordic languages. Google translate says its Krio language, which is English-based and lingua franca in Sierra-Leone. However, I can't tell whether that's correct.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, the text in the review is obviously joking about how there's characters missing, so it is just English with substituted characters. I was just saying it looks less like Dutch to me, and more like a Nordic language. I am Dutch though, so I am probably biased :p

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just wanted to defend that it doesn't look Dutch, but neither Nordic. I know how they look, as I've been living there for a while.

But, looking at the image, It's probably just a joke that one can't write a properly spelled text with that keyboard.

For me it looks like my grandma has been trying to write a text in English 'by ear'.

[–] hardaysknight@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite part about this is the

Shift~Shift~^Shift^

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

Finally, a Scottish layout.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

50% off for Scottish TweetDeck users

get tae fecc

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair I wanna press 'shift shift' just to see what it does 🤔

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago

slides the universe 2 cm to the left

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't figure out the last sentence (before fave stars)

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's "I recommend it to all Amazon watchers!", but I don't know what Amazon watchers are supposed to be. Also, if that were correct, it'd mean they used b to replace m in "recommend" ("recabed") but g in "Amazon" ("Agazad"), which would be a little inconsistent considering they used d > n and a > o in both words. So it's probably not Amazon, I guess. Maybe a show or something because of the capital A?

edit: after thinking about it for a few more hours, maybe it's a porn site or a euphemism for porn? I don't know any that would translate to "Agazad," but that'd explain the need for a one-hand keyboard.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

"I recommend it to all Amazon watchers (?)"

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Wat te fc were ter sde

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 1 year ago

Dwarvish or Irish?

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how the heck are you supposed to type on this thing. or is it more like "that's the fun part: you don't!"

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IIRC, holding space flips it from left side of the keyboard to right side. You can see the letters in small print at the center of the keys. The idea being it makes use of existing right hand muscle memory, just mirrored.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think the upper right hand key is what flips it, I would guess holding shift and that key gives you the numeric characters and symbols.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

It's probably meant for games

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stick to gaming use of it and youll be fine

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless you want to insult your enemies mom using the chat. Than one with all letters is probably better.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but a gaming purist doesnt do that

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] waz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn they are straight up robbing single handed people

[–] richtellyard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively, buy a Corne PCB and make two of them (or a left AND a right) yourself! https://keyhive.xyz/shop/corne-v3

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should ask for a Lemmy username instead of a reddit username at checkout. Although willingly doxxing oneself seems odd, even if the intentions are good.

[–] richtellyard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not my site, though I've bought from him before. The Corne PCBs are pretty popular and can be bought lots of places. I think the username is because he's active on reddit and answers tech support style questions there.