this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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this shit looks so engaged.

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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All good bad posts are ratioed

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

But this is the offical bit-rating comment.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I get a lot of intrusive thoughts so this is sort of an outlet.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I bet you clicked on this bc there were so many comments.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I dare you to post harder.

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

ty for honesty!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Okay, I am running out of steam now.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

No one has every posted this hard before in the history of chapo.chat...

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

sorry vegans!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Like seriously it looks like there's some sort of struggle session happening in here.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

This could be the first post in history to recieve ten comments in under a minute.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I am setting the record for comment to upbear ratio.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Why yes, it is hard to be this funny and charming all the time. I appreciate you noticing!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG this is a good post, why did you put it in c/badposting??

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

are you insecure?

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

great post!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Mods, no spam! Only bit!

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

everyone is welcome to comment on this post.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

even my """cousin""" Louis.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

especially people who like this post though.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

even liberals.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

even my cousin Mike.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Hope it don't cost them too much to comment. Not trying to bankrupt the site.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am too brave for sockpuppet accounts.

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

,,,or should I say 'suckpuppet accounts' big-cool

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago