You're ratioing yourself
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
All good bad posts are ratioed
Good point
But this is the offical bit-rating comment.
hamdurber.
I get a lot of intrusive thoughts so this is sort of an outlet.
I bet you clicked on this bc there were so many comments.
I dare you to post harder.
6/10 bit is ok
ty for honesty!
Okay, I am running out of steam now.
Please rate this bit!
10/10
No one has every posted this hard before in the history of chapo.chat...
cheebdurber
sorry vegans!
Like seriously it looks like there's some sort of struggle session happening in here.
This could be the first post in history to recieve ten comments in under a minute.
I am setting the record for comment to upbear ratio.
Why yes, it is hard to be this funny and charming all the time. I appreciate you noticing!
OMG this is a good post, why did you put it in c/badposting??
are you insecure?
great post!
Mods, no spam! Only bit!
everyone is welcome to comment on this post.
even my """cousin""" Louis.
especially people who like this post though.
even liberals.
even my cousin Mike.
Hope it don't cost them too much to comment. Not trying to bankrupt the site.
I am too brave for sockpuppet accounts.
,,,or should I say 'suckpuppet accounts'
11/10
tysm~ c':
good post!