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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Petahh!!

Seriously, I don't get the joke.

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[–] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

When I painted, it was a thing to send new guys out to the van for a can of roller stipple. Good times.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I used to work in a hardware store. One day a guy came in looking for a skyhook.

After we called his boss to confirm the situation (this was well before cell phones), we all had a good laugh. I think the boss was shocked he fell for it.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Go find the breastplate stretcher! NOW!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6O8YF4j55dw

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Shopkeeper should glue a fake label to a can and actually sell it to the kid. Get both the kid and the dad lol

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.

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