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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna carbonate your milk next

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What are you, Le chef du cafe?

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

"My coffee is from the highlands of Ethiopia, everything else is just sparkling coffee."

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤔 if you had a good enough seal on your carafe, could you use sparkling water to make cold brew???

[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Don't make us call the feds; we'll have to lean over our cubicle.

[–] simpletailor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i prefer the manhattan special

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Putting coffee in my Juicero

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Is it gonna produce a sparkling shit after you drink it?