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I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?

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[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't be a slave to tradition. Give it a nice hug, blow some smoke on it, and carry on.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I like this idea the most because there's no broken glass to clean up afterwards

[–] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could smash a bottle of infused soda or something like that instead!

[–] FrostyTrichs@vegantheoryclub.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have a session on land and session on the boat and pour the bong water across the bow. Marriage of earth, sea, air, and fire if you smoke.

I don't know why you would, but that's what I came up with.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Damn that's a good one

Just a bong? C'mon y'all, get with the B.O.A.T. logic and waste some money. Buy an ounce and a mason jar and smash the OZ of bud inside the mason jar!

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shake some pelegrino and spray it like you won at NASCAR

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh ... If you could get one of those smoke throwers they use in churches (thurible) you could cense it.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually already have one of those for something unrelated what a great idea

[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You just happen to have a thurible at home? Just in case you want to celebrate the Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom on a Tuesday afternoon and the house doesn't smell quite right?

I'm not sure who you are, but I like your style.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I love the immediate "smash a bong" energy from some of these comments, but if you don't want a huge mess you could just smash a small glass pipe/bowl on it for a christening.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoy it but don’t go on a plane high as fuck.

Especially not near my fucking sailboat…

… because I might be high as fuck.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmfao mine is just a canoe. I wish I had sailboat money, damn! What did you name it?

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

She’s called Blu and its one of the cheapest I could buy while still salvageable. Around 25 years old and really neglected by her previous owners. Now it’s my biggest DIY project. I’m still not 100% comfortable handling the sails baked but I bet it’s gonna be a nice experience.

a year ago I got an inflatable kayak and vaping on it was such a great pass time in the summer. Just wear sun screen!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's awesome! What a great project. Do you have pictures posted?