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...The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used.

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[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Let's hope it wasn't a sharp cheddar.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am assuming that a soft cheese assault is less jail time than a hard cheese assault.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Also depends on if there's 'mens briea'

this is what happens when you dont arm your police force with the latest cheeses

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

He should stop drop roll

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was is a Brie larsony

I hope he made a Gouda escape

He beat them black and Bleu

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Dude threw a string cheese packet in their general direction. This was their report.

Clearly his target was a mythological Irish princess

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly he was just trying to pay the cheese tax.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well the facts are the facts

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Delusional@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Is his name Charlie Kelly?