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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is if course bad and all that but there is the silver lining that you can now get rid of those stubborn dandelions just by having a wank in the garden.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

doing a cum shot to save my kumquat

Mix a batch, save the patch

[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please please please make a good percent of the human species infertile.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] lemmyreader@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You can drink it and not get sick."

"OK, drink some."

"You're a jerk!" leaves

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

So you're saying I can drink weedkiller as a contraceptive

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

a bit on the nose isnt it

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I now smile and nod at the manicured lawns in the rich part of town. Spray it!

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Didn’t want kids anyway

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The spermicide that doubles as a herbicide! Blow loads all over your garden and watch it stay fallow!

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I for one am happy to have my ballsack free of weeds