dumpster_dove

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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Comedy sketch idea: Story of when the Nipplefruit was named.

spoiler

A couple of biologists are looking at a specimen, and discussing what to name it. Only one guy actually thinks it looks like a tit, but he's sure everyone else thinks so too, just that they are too shy to admit it. "Come on guys, we all know what this looks like!" Nobody gets what he's talking about. I certainly don't.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is he implying there aren't many nazis Germany, or are they perhaps bundled with the "radical left" in his view?

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 116 points 10 months ago (1 children)

NOT Gay

never acted on a single one of those urges

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Assuming everyone plays by the rules, I wonder if the court order would prevent the president from imprisoning that person again or if they would need another court order thonk

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

We will never be unbanned from Buffalo Wild Wings

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is this the fedpost where they figure out what timezone we're in?

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

The site will remain blocked until we go a full month without a single hornypost

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

We need a Kazuya smiling gif emoji

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Not always, but quite often

Found this with a quick search (pcmag)

Typically, when a new games console launches its price point is below the actual cost of manufacturing. But over time, through a combination of bulk component orders and the refining of the hardware design, the cost falls below the retail price. The PS3 was sold at a loss for nearly four years, the PS4 was profitable within six months of its launch, and the PS5 has taken eight months. Considering the novel new design and global chip shortages, that's quite impressive.

Microsoft doesn't share Xbox hardware sales figures and has recently stated no Xbox console has ever turned a profit for the company

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (10 children)

It doesn't really make sense to force out a new generation of consoles for sales either, considering they're often sold at a loss. I guess for player retention?

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Looked up the etymology of "commando" mainly because I wanted to know about the origin of the "not wearing underwear" part. TIL it's an extremely colonialist word

1791, in a South African context, "private military raid undertaken by the Boers against the natives for personal ends,"

And the important part:

Phrase going commando "not wearing underwear" attested by 1996, U.S. slang, perhaps on notion of being ready for instant action.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Imagine telling that story to the other guys in Hell when everyone's sharing how they ended up there.

 

Korean Lenin & Marx

 
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I mean funny

 

I found it funny that I've been tinkering with mods and settings, unsuccessfully trying to get the game to run at all on Windows, but then it started up right away on Epic Games Store through Lutris. Now I just gotta figure out how to cap the frame rate. e: found an fps limiter on nexus mods, now everything works perfectly!

Previously I had a similar experience where Far Cry 1 wouldn't run on any Windows newer than XP, but worked perfectly on Linux.

 

I'd do it for $5 if I could wash my hands immediately after. Otherwise I'd charge a lot more, depending on circumstances.

 
 
  1. No more need for toilets. With today's housing prices, the sqm price of an apartment has reached exorbitant levels. Currently, toilets take chunk of that space. They use a lot of water too.

  2. No more need to leave your bedroom to take a crap, wasting precious time that you could be using to contribute to the economy (or gaming). In that sense, it's kinda like ordering food instead of making it yourself.

  3. Street cleaner demand would explode, further helping the struggling economy. There would be a massive demand for street cleaners to wash away all the thrown out feces. You might think hiring a bunch of extra cleaners would be a burden, but it would surely be offset by the reduced load on sewage treatment plants from people not having toilets to flush.

 
 

People pay money for shit like this

 
 
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