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I'd do it for $5 if I could wash my hands immediately after. Otherwise I'd charge a lot more, depending on circumstances.

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

You're getting paid for this? Dang, ive been a chump

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Depends. Who is the poop from?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I've done it for as low as $7.25 an hour.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

depends on the texture of the poop. normal with handwashing i'd say $50 but i'd need at least $1000 to touch diarrhea

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

This freak does it for free.

Minimum wage is the correct answer to this one

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I have a dog, so I guess I pay to touch poop

[–] callTheQuestion@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

you've never changed a diaper?

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have two children. I’ve literally grabbed poops they made on the bathtub and moved it to the toilet.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

We've all done the scoop

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Minimum wage. Accidentally free, thanks cats and baby relatives.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have two toddlers who are still in diapers. I routinely end up touching poop for free, often because a child is deciding that I’m not changing the diaper correctly. I’d touch the poop just for an excuse to get out of the house.

Haha you moron you should charge them $5 and immediately wash your hands.

[–] swunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Istg the first two years at least is nothing except handling shit in some way shape or form

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I've been needing some paperclips