Zoift

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[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ooo, thats some good oldschool crankery.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

When i was a wee lad I hid my weed in one. Successfully escaped the notice of a searching sherriff. Nobody checks the VHS rewinder.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Glad to hear hes made a complete recovery to his normal self

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Fel-ladies-o

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

In addition to what other posters have said, chemotrophic bacteria can play a significant role concentrating/enriching certain metallic ores by eating dissolved minerals in deep groundwater and metabolizing out metals. Lots of vein-gold runs through very old & fractured marble/granite bedrock with a lot of hydrologic activity.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The deer are back on their bullshit now that the spring bloom has ended. They're overpopulated and eating anything they can shove in their fat ruminant mouths. RIP my tomatos and hostas.

Put in cattle fencing and they knock over all my plants on the perimeter by trying to jump over and pratfalling.

I spray wolf piss around and they lick it for the salt.

I go out there to scare them off and they huff at me like im a chump. I'm running low on firecrackers and i still have not gained their respect nor fear.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

If a news story comes along that could interfere with the profit of the owners of the NYT, what do you think their intent would be?

 

Illegal. Too fun.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does the weapon need to be affixed to the vechicle to be a technical?

Or is it just a troop carrier?

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Yee, add me to the tally, he's the mad magazine mascot.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

You're getting paid for this? Dang, ive been a chump

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's almost certainly a native species that specializes in pioneering meadows or other forest disturbance near you that would love some introduction to your neighbor's yard.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

You could sous-vede a steak medium-well in about 3ish hours at that temp.

 

I seriously cannot tell if i'm enjoying this. Someone else needs to be subjected to this. Should railroad this through as a movienight interstitial.

 

Fuck phones. What overpriced POS should i get as replacement?

 

~~Cytube is being naughty, rerouting to the old cytube until it starts playing the files i give it.~~

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Collateral(2004) - Its like "Phonebooth"(2002) meets "The Transporter"(2002), also I havent seen it, but its clearly that.

CWs- Violence, mild woogin'

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


The Northman(2022) - Shameless Game of Thrones cash-in, smdh

CWs- Violence, Animal abuse, SA, Drug use, Child abuse, Its a viking movie, Chuds probably love this

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


BONUS! Bonnie and Clyde(1967) - Relationship goalz

CWs - Violence, Woogin', So many cops die 070707

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Probably getting off work late tonight, may have to ask one of the cytube crew to queue it up.

Links-

Collateral

The Northman

BonnieandClyde

 

Ooooweeee we got some crime dramas tonight!


The Sting(1973) - It's like the Godfather with more slapstick humor & ragtime music.

CWs- Violence, Woogin, racial slurs

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Rope(1948) - Cluedo, the movie!

CWs- Mild violence, alcoholism

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie?


Also, in bad news, my work schedule is changing. I'm working every Friday now through the showtimes. Things have been stacking up in my personal life for a minute & I'm worried I wont be able to give the movie nights the attention they need. I'm going to try to finish out September, but offically looking for volunteers. Will pester the rest of the cytube crew about it later tonight.

 

Django(1966)(Not the Tarentino one) - Cowboys kill Klanners.

CWs- Violence, Torture, Wooging, Looting, Tooting, Cowboy Shooting

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die?


Akira(1988) - OG movie night movie; Boy fights esper manbabies, the illuminati, and cumbears.

CWs- Violence, Gore, SA, Body Horror, a dog does in-fact die

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die


Happy Together(1997) - boykisser

CWs- Seggs, Woogin, Dead animals

IMDB Guide

Does the Dog Die?


Having a bit of trouble sourcing everything this month. If you feel like volunteering sourcing or coverting video codecs, DM me. Otherwise I mayyyyyy end up doing the Tremors septology.

 

Morning everyone. Posting this way early. Will ping closer to showtime.


Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 12 - We're not supposed to do this anymore.

Breaking Bad(2010): Season 3, Episode 13 - William H. Pitsenbarger Jr. gets owned by the Viet Cong so hard they give him a medal over it to feel better.

CWs- Violence, Sex work, Drug use, Waltah

IMDB Guides 1 & 2


Godzilla(1954) - Kaiju Night again. Been awhile.

CWs- Camp violence, Lizard

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


See you there. Love you all.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

She is beautiful and i love her.

 

MOVIE time again. How is this year passing so fast? This is bullshit, i barely wasted this year at all. Anyways...


Voting open for the 1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd, & 29th. Taking top voted nominates (depending on piracy success) for two movies each Friday. Maybe a third if it fits the theme or is really good/bad.

Pre-hosted nominations get extra weight becuase its less work. Dubs preferred over subs because Cytube is indignent about playing subtitle files without heavy cajoling. If it’s currently in theaters or on a streaming service its usually an pain in the ass to find a good torrent in time, but ill look for it anyways because fuck copyright.

Shout out to the Cytube crew, our many haters & losers, and to viewers like YOU.

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/431481

I recently inherited a chicken coop & small flock from a friend that had to give them up. They've got a big-ass yard to forage in with lots of grass, tree cover, and all the pumpkin plants they can destroy because i wasnt planning on having chickens when i planted them. Still learning birdcare, but half of them have learned to love headpets and are as fat & happy as I can keep them.

However they've also attracted rat snakes & racer snakes to the coop. None of the snakes in my area are big enough to eat a full grown chicken, but it's stressing the chickens out and they keep trying to eat the eggs.

I dont wanna hurt any of the snakes, they're adorable and dopey, but im grabbing a 4 foot frightened snake out of the coop everynight. I keep sealing up new gaps and they keep showing me new ones. Its getting kinda old & I'm starting to wonder if its a different snake every night or just a few really persistent lil guys.

Is there a way to get them to fuck off? And how do biologists tag snakes? Is there like, a little thing i can clip into a scale or is it safe to hit them with a dab of paint or something? Cause if its just the same 2 dumbasses i keep greeting everynight i can just drive them to a nearby lake what i imagine snake heaven would be.

 

"The Craft"(1996) - Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman utilize their family heritage of dark magic to resurrect their terrible boyfriend, and must summon the perfect himbo to fight him.

CWs- Violence, SA, child abuse, rascism, shitload of spiders & sneks

IMBD

DoestheDogDie?


"John Wick: Chapter 4" - It's "Shoot-em-up" but with dogs instead of people or something. IDK, I've never seen a John Wick movie.

CWs- Violence, Animal Abuse, a director that probably thought "Wanted"(2008) was a good movie

IMDB Guide

DoestheDogDie


Next Nomination thread for September coming up this weekend, unless i get really busy and/or high.

Thanks to our beautiful mods, the cytube crew, our Fed handlers, and Viewers like you! heart-sickle

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Zoift@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

Surely someone beat me to this

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