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[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Full on display of elder abuse from liberals/democrats lol

[–] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this just reminded me to wonder what happened with the whole Dianne Feinstein thing, I'd just totally memory-holed that she fuckin died lmao

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait she's dead? How did I forget that?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Because her dying didn't real change any of her beliefs or personality.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

And her last famous moment was her shouting at some kids, no less.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm not sure, there would have been a lot more stories of her handlers wheeling her away before she started talking like it was the 1950s and reports of her speaking to marble busts like an old friend.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Because she and pelosi are the same person

[–] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

although i think this sentiment is true, i think it takes the agency away from Biden. it's fully his choice and fuck him for running AT ALL and for being so bloodthirsty. He just wants one more term to continue to send asylum seekers back and continue to bomb young brown kids

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He was a piece of shit for his entire long career decades before his brain liquefied.

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

DNC recreating the "Why shouldn't I keep it" scene, but with Return of the King Bilbo:

brandon "It was my birthday present, Jack!"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (4 children)

God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe both his eyes will explode.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

"God could my dad drive a spaceship through the warp"

[–] WorkingClassCorpse@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines

Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait didn't I just watch them incoherently scream at each other?

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Of a few Biden quotes that stuck out, one of his responses was "You're the sucker, you're the loser!(Horrified/disoriented expression)"

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some aide should "accidentally" give him 10x the dose. Either it'll pop his heart or it'll be the cure to dementia we're looking for.

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden “fire walker” formula

X 100 mg modafinil

X 70 mg vyvanse

X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)

X one 5 hour energy extra strength

X 150 mg psilocybin

X 1 gram of magnesium

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[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the American people will be fortunate enough to see their leader a second time during an election year. Only in the freest country on earth so we have such unfettered access to our politicians

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

Have you ever tried to convince a dementia patient to change their mind? Can't be easy, especially when they can fire you. Out of a cannon. Into the sun. On a whim.

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

lol they’re gonna be holding him up with an elaborate system of pulleys by that point

Thinking about when they did the weekend at Bernie’s bit about Bernie’s age on snl

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Libs: Biden is not giving up the fight, hooah! soviet-huff

Biden: To do the thing with the uh uh with the medicare for the people of NATO and Israel to create the conditions of the thing biden-troll

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Biden’s hubris coupled with the cabinet’s refusal to invoke the 25th ensuring that democrats cannot win the 2024 election.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay who is gonna OfMice&Men him?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

"can i still tend the genocide, george?"

"Yes, of course Joe. Look out across the water"

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Worse timeline for the country... but best timeline for terminally online politicos sicko-beaming

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe he and Trump should just golf it out.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still holding out for that pushup competition.

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[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I honestly don't think Biden is capable of swinging a golf club at this point

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"President Joe Biden has suddenly passed away this evening after a meeting with Hillary Clinton. Aides tell us he died peacefully, of fully natural causes, which were fully natural."

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I didn't see it, how bad could he have possibly done this time that they're freaking out like this?

His eye exploded into blood and he could barely speak last time!!!!

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Apparently he looked like a lost child like 70% of the time and was constantly saying just straight up gibberish. There was some quote where I think he was trying to talk about expanding medicare or something but it made no sense and ended with "we beat medicare" lol

The whole debate is going to be boiled down to Trump saying "I don't know what he's saying, and I don't think he does either"

[–] Captain_Wtv@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

So, you wanna know the worst part. The topic wasn't related to medicare. It was about debt. I found the clip here.

Ignore who the the link is from, I searched it quickly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3BSgScrIlI

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time the camera cut to Joe he looked like this

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

che-smile Biden Gets Trolled

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Got done watching the Hasan recap and it just hits pretty immediately that Biden is breathless and sleepy.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

I can't wait to not watch that one, too.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Selfish prick

Utterly delusional

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Ruth taught you NOTHING old man

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago
[–] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Oligarchs scrambling for some shooters

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Campaign is going well when you have to keep insisting you aren't dropping out and are still mentally competent

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Keep this train reck going

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We can rebuild him. We have the technology

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