DickFuckarelli

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[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sometimes you just gotta get 'er done.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She'll just march into the convention and tell Joe to knock it off, then take the nomination and fly off in the Hill-A-Copter (which was disgustingly a real thing in 2008).

Don't fuck with the Queen.

hillary-assassin

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

BuT WhAt iF ThE ChILd CoNsEnTs?

^-- The beginning and end of every Libertarian argument.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

If the MiSTer can't play it, it's not retro.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

At first I wanted Biden to drop out because I thought the aftermath of the Dems scrambling to find a suitable replacement would be hilarious. But it's apparent in the last week that him staying in is far funnier.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a fucking monster. Basically, let's kill all these ~~people~~ "terrorists" and free up some space.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

When I'm 64.

 

I think he'll wholly jettison the Republican establishment this go around. His VP is going to be a sycophant, as will anyone else in his orbit. He's going to go on tour holding rallies every other week, talking about toilet flushing water and how they clean coal. He'll piss the Pentagon off by ending Ukraine involvement, and/or saying the quiet part outloud with regards to Palestine - something to the effect of it's ok for Israel to eradicate Palestine because white colonialists erased the natives in America and that worked out well for everyone since now there are Indian Casinos.

What else?

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Yes. And we all have to get Deomcratic Underground accounts so we can lick the tears of libs when she loses.

Again.

For the third time.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Possibly the funniest outcome of this shitshow.

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

 

Stuck hanging out with LibShits and Chuds for mandatory fun. The amount of bad takes are staggering.

You are all the best. Thanks for helping me keep my sanity.

 

When can we get a Snuggle Session around here?

I fucking love to cuddle!

 

When you open up the cellophane package and take a sniff, the air is tinged with a sense of extreme efficiency and a hint of personal choice!

 

... And think to yourself, "fuck anyone named Ted, especially Ted Turner."

Colorizing movie motherfucker. Rot in hell.

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