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[–] Barx@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah let's drive this sucker straight into a wall

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"I may not be Dale Earnhardt, but I crashed into the fucking wall because I couldn't turn left " - thinky-felix, 2016.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Such a banger

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

i don't care, hit it hard I dont wanna limp away from this one

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

AND WHERE DID THAT BRING YOU?

hillary-apartment

no, seriously, where are we

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

no, seriously, where are we

Hell

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My pre election joke of Hillary winning the nomination, then losing to Trump again still alive lmao

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Here's how Hillary can still lose

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It would be extremely on brand for the DNC to install the only person to ever lose an election to Donald Trump, lol. popcorn-time

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

"It's Her Turn Again" vs "Make America Great Again Again"

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

planet-hillary

joker-dancing liz-society joker-laden angry-place obama-socialism joker-shopping marx-joker joker-dancing

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Nah this is a fucking classic dawg

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

FINALLY, MY TURN APPROACHES ONCE MORE planet-hillary

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Georgie! Don't eat with your hands! Why do you eat so fast?! You can't even taste it!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I really wish Seinfeld had gotten a Del Boca Vista spin off after the show. Get Frank and Estelle down there, lock. Stock. And barrel. And have them as well as Morty and Helen get into weird old people politics. That crew was exactly my grandparents growing up and my parents felt it like the main cast does cause the ages line up almost exactly. Morty and Helen are literally my grandparents on my mom's side. Also watching my parents get grandparent habits gradually over the years has been well observed in those as well. Plus you've got the MANDLEBAUM'S

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if that would've been a blessing or a curse. Haha

I like that it ended when and how it did, then LD went on to do Curb.

But I feel you. Estelle reminds me of my grandma, no offense to my grandma. RIP So it was always fun to watch her on the show! And Frank reminds me a lot of my dad, oddly enough. Frank and Estelle were my favorite non-main 4 characters.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'd have to check who had writing credits if anyone in particular for the Florida episodes, maybe if it was mostly Larry Charles he could have gotten somewhere. It's VERY well observed. The Pen and the #1 shirt are so fucking on point

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Please lose to Trump again, that would be extremely funny.

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago
[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

SHE'S

RUNNING

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, I'm not sure who created LGBTQ, but I'm trying to figure out how we can get them to LGBTQueue at the polls

[–] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did she steal Gaddafi's clothes

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

why do you think we destroyed libya

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

oh my god please do it, please make hillary lose twice, i would laugh so fucking hard.

[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

praise-it LIGHT ITSELF!

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

I heard Mexico has a pretty good thing going rn...

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

(imperial march plays in background)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Okay, I'm not American, so I can't pitch in. But itf she runs, American Hexbears, please please vote for Trump. It would be waaaaay too funny if she ran and lost against him again. If electoralism is pointless (and with these 2 being the candidates, it is), helping make something really funny happen and hurting Hilary Clinton's feelings might be the best use of a ballot in a while.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

The thing is I would not put it past the Dems to do this. Holy god what a useless fucking party.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Hell yeah, run the youthful 76 year-old that already lost.

[–] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

I would love to see her run again and eat shit again. Please dnc make this happen

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

It's her turn

[–] TawnyFroggy@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Fuck yes, please. I'm reaigned to watching this hellhole collapse around me and take me with it, so it might as well he peak comedy as it happens

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

She really told her makeup artist “give me the Jigsaw cheeks”

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

lmao the one person in the country who is legitimately a worse candidate than Biden. the only person who we know for a fact can lose to Trump

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Yes. And we all have to get Deomcratic Underground accounts so we can lick the tears of libs when she loses.

Again.

For the third time.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

time is a flat circle rust-darkness

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

I wanna write in Hillary Clinton because that'd be really funny, but if she is running that kinda kills the joke and makes me sad

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I refuse to believe it until it happens

[–] Flaps@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I hate that woman so much it's unreal

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