operacion_ogro

joined 2 years ago
[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - wow, really? Jaime, pull that up. It was the age of reason AND foolishness? Crazy.

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It's remarkable how sharp Trump seems in comparison next to Biden. Seems like a disaster for Biden to be compared side-by-side like this

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'll never understand how anyone can look at Biden and not see a confused old man

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

lathe-of-heaven aneurysm on live TV

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Is there a video hosting site where I can upload a video anonymously? I'd rather not use YouTube

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Howdy Y'all, my name is Kenichi Smith!

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS!

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Visited my dad yesterday for Father's Day and he hit me with "what a surprise, it's getting hot again in the summer smuglord" when he was talking about the East Coast heatwave this week

Last time I saw him he hit me with "well actually everyone in the world practiced slavery so the US isn't uniquely bad"

Chud cope is fascinating, it's like watching them self-soothe with a bottle

 
 
 

Luckily the military was able to scramble a few multi-million dollar jets to deal with the latex menace, OORAH!

 
 
 
 

wokescolds will tell me their "specific duties" are to enforce the state's monopoly on violence smdh

 

When I first got laid off I thought it would be chill to be on unemployment for a month or two, but now that I've applied for hundreds of jobs with just two interviews I'm starting to think I'll run out of money before I find a new gig

The job market is such dog shit right now. I don't even hear back from jobs I'm overqualified for, and almost every job I've applied to pays less than what I what I was making years ago. Love too see the savings I've carefully socked away for years go down the drain in a few months

 
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