Feinsteins_Ghost

And I got vegetables in my t-shirt pocket. Those are for later I guess.

At least it’ll be here Monday so I might score an extra day off. Three day weekend / hurricane party at my house. It’s not ocean front property right now but it might be come Monday.

Doe. A deer. A female deer.

White tail deer, maybe five years old. It’s called a White tail because when lifted up, the underside of the tail is completely white.

Went stomping around the bushes looking for a campsite near a lake and I found her and two companions munching grass near a road. The other two were skittish and bolted before I could get my phone pointed but this one let me get within 6-8 foot before walking into the brush slowly.

Also called Texas Virgin’s Bower apparently. Found while out wandering the south Texas scrub brush doing some hot weather camping.

Blubber blubber blubber!

I caught her sniffing my foot like some kind of hexbear freak.

Ive been awake for 8 days straight,
Well it must have them pills I took.

Originally written by Those Poor Bastards and covered by the third Hank.

Mid-late 80s rock

Decided to take my kids to the big city, go to an amusement park this past weekend. Got on a rollercoaster, one of the turns my head bumped the head restraint sorta hard.

Detatched retina in my right eye for my efforts. 75% vision loss in my right eye. Headed back to the big city for emergency retina surgery because they dont do that sorta stuff in hayseed towns.

FML.

For you

I was making the bed, and playing w my cat Maggie. I jiggled her belly, and sang a song to her about her fat belly.

She did that thing cats do where they grab with their front paws, bite down and kick with their back legs? It’s almost like she didnt even listen to my song.

I blame the Communists.

Ever searching for sugary drinks.