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I was making the bed, and playing w my cat Maggie. I jiggled her belly, and sang a song to her about her fat belly.

She did that thing cats do where they grab with their front paws, bite down and kick with their back legs? It’s almost like she didnt even listen to my song.

I blame the Communists.

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[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

"Why I Left the Left"

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I know right? She didnt even tell me she loved my song.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife and cat react the exact same way. Will we ever understand their mysterious ways?

So which one had rabies first?

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

dislikes communists

cat named maggie

damn, i can't believe you named your cat after margaret thatcher visible-disgust

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Uncritical support to Comrade Maggie in her struggle against belly imperialism

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kicking with the back legs is to try to disembowel another cat by raking their claws across its soft underbelly

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

deadly bunny kicks

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

you have to get them young and indoctrinate them into accepting belly jiggles, it's the only way. if you're particularly cruel, you can brainwash them into accepting blowing raspberries.