Astro really is a zoomer, exploring his identity to find something that fits.
Video evidence.
KurtVonnegut
joined 4 years ago
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Getting harder and harder to tell who is real and who is AI. Not because the AI are getting smarter. The bar for the Turing Test just gets lower every day like the world's saddest limbo competition...
Stephen King is 76 years old.
Mueller, She Wrote died many moons ago.
Nearly dead liberals are fighting to the death over whether to support nearly dead liberals. The Democratic Party is less of a political party and more of a collection of the leftover "non political" flotsam and jetsam left over after the hurricane of neoliberalism wrecked American politics in the 1980s and 1990s. Posting on the internet should have a maximum age, beyond which you enter a quarantine zone.
Where are my 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors fans at???
Folks, the Jezza just got 10 feet taller!
why would they allow this to leak out
The heirs to the throne smell blood in the water. Oh yeah, it's contesed convention time. 
Why do they mark the Covid dip for trump but not mark the Ukraine Russia war dip for Biden? You know, one of the largest countries on earth being completely sanctioned from the dollar-economy probably had at least some effect on stock futures...
Trump will put money into the stock market
The stock market literally reached an all-time high under Biden, and most Americans are still struggling. Because 90% of stocks are owned by the top 10%...
Nah it was J. B. Pritzker, channeling the spirit of Huey Long.
Volcel Police
Arrest this Owl
They talk in hoots
They're purring like a cat
They're like a corrupted jpg
Volcel Police
Arrest this Bird
Their hornines is making me feel ill
And we have surrounded their nest
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get
When you have sex
This is literally the same analogy as that "Biden is like Hindenburg" lib from yesterday, who was seemingly unaware that Hindenburg was democratically elected and yet was unable to prevent Hitler from coming to power anyway...
Yoda died alone in a hut, and the last thing he ever did is reveal to his student that he had been rizzing up his own sister for the past four years. And for the past year Yoda ALLOWED his student to rizz up his own sister. So I guess that means Hunter Biden will have to join the Houthis and save the galaxy...
The Buddha: Life is always full of suffering, so you should abandon the pursuit of wealth and enjoy the time you have.
Perfidious Albion and the Miserly Dutch: If you do not become wealthy it means that Jesus hates you and will send you to hell.
The name of the webcomic is "Webcomic Name," it's pretty good, like a simplified version of Pictures for Sad Childen.
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Amazing prediction from 10 years ago: North Korea will collapse very soon because of... Google Street View
(www.reddit.com)
Gommunism is when no maps.
Isn't nature spectacular?
CRACKDOWN, CRACKDOWN CRACKDOWN!
Crack down on deez nuts, lmao gottem.
Some gems from the comments:
This is a classic case of why centrally planned economies don't work. Political ideology takes precedence over efficient markets. It was destined to fail.
But... China's economy has not failed. Putting the cart a thousand miles before the horse.
It’s also why Putin is willing to throw an entire generation of Russians, including the convicts and addicts at Ukraine. Russia is dead for 40 years because he failed to fulfill his mob boss promise to Xi. China is now clearing farmland in Siberia because the typhoon floods last August and September wiped out the Chinese people’s food storage.
Wake up, babe, new BlueAnon conspiracy just dropped. 
Xi's just not into him or her; only Xi.
Found Elon's account. 
A lot of those, like "cracking down" on NEETs and the gaming industry, would benefit the economy if done successfully.
Liberal infighting... It's so much more boring than leftist infighting. What will happen to the NEETs when Xi presses the button?
^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^
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