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Awesome.

What is NOT awesome are the posts on the university subreddit.

https://twitter.com/thestustustudio/status/1786541753064931643

"At the George Washington University Gaza Solidarity Encampment today, the protesters held a "People's Tribunal" where they put President Ellen Granberg, Provost Christopher Bracey, the Board of Trustees, @GWPolice, and many others on trial."

"Guillotine, Guillotine, Guillotine, Guillotine"

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwu/comments/1ck57j2/your_protest_is_no_longer_peaceful_when_you_call/

"Calling for the execution of university officials is where free speech ends. Whoever led these chants should be expelled and face legal consequences. Zero tolerance for that behavior."

A more effective protest would have been them form a student union and saying meet our demands or we won’t pay tuition next semester.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gwu/comments/1cjmq2a/this_is_huge/

As you know, there was always an American flag πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ flying in that location till the protestors commandeered the companion flagpole and replaced the GW flag with a giant Palestinian flag which was illegal for several reasons inc. "When flags of two or more nations are displayed, they are to be flown from separate staffs of the same height. The flags should be of approximately equal size."

Fucking FLAG LAW NERDS, the worst kind of nerds.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The American flag is the funniest flag to desicrate because Americans are so weird about the US flag.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's all kinds of rules about the US flag and american's know none of them and just make up new ones all th etime.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

It's especially funny that flagfuckers are probably the most likely to break the special flag respecting rules.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I learned how to handle a flag in the Boy Scouts. I was like 7. Like more than half my class did. I guess learning it so young would explain why Americans tend to misremember shit.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is still them wanting to ban burning the flag when that's the method to retire them

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I like asking people why burying soldiers with flags doesn’t count as the flags touching the ground. Is it technically only the top of the ground that they care about? Does it matter? Probably not.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

kitty-cri-screm you didn't fold it with enough tRIANGLESSSSSSSSSSS

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it normal for students to want to hang their provost and chop the heads off of the Board of Trustees?

This is like the most normal relationship between university students and the bureaucrats that could exist at a university. This is the default state in which universities have operated since their conception; Kids who came to learn cool shit and bureaucrats whose job is to make sure that doesn't happen and they get assembled in to good little doctors and lawyers and theologians. Half the fucking political revolutions in history started in a dorm room.

Some of the first chants I heard on demonstrations were calling for the burning and drowning of specific politicians. It's extremely normal.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pro tip: put gold fringe around the Palestinian flag so that only maritime law applies.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As you know, there was always an American flag πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ flying in that location till the protestors commandeered the companion flagpole and replaced the GW flag with a giant Palestinian flag which was illegal for several reasons inc. "When flags of two or more nations are displayed, they are to be flown from separate staffs of the same height. The flags should be of approximately equal size."

gulag DOUBLE GULAG gulag

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The flags should be of approximately equal size.

Okay then, so what's up with the 50 foot one on the building?

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

also that is only applicable to two nations at a time of peace, the U.S. doesn't recognize Palestine as a nation and there sure as hell is no peace in Palestine right now

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol yeah I saw it yesterday. I saw someone saying they were going make t-shirts of it to sell and a part of me wants to say "Excuse me, where are my royalties?!" lmao

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