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I don't know if this is legit NSFW but it's most certainly cursed

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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

that's his nose

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This made me laugh more than I like to admit.

[–] Jank2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Alright sounds kinky but I have seen worse

[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well for anyone curious about this there is that website called "animal hardware" or something like that which sells egg laying fetish kits

Why do I know this?...

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead

[–] loics2@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But hubby can't eat the silicone ones

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Gelatin eggs should be okay!

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

info"primal hardwere"

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Likely I was in a rabbit hole in a research site and stumbled upon a video of someone using it

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm concerned about potential infections, otherwise there's worse stuff out there...

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, it's boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So this community has devolved into kink-shaming then? Is that what this is? Obviously there have to be some ethical boundaries but between consenting adults this seems pretty harmless.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago

I'm not kink-shaming, I'm kink-asking-why

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems a pretty specific kink...

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Sure, especially if you're the egg.

Oh what a day to have eyes

[–] henfredemars 16 points 1 year ago

Right. Signing off for the day. That will do.

[–] match@pawb.social 14 points 1 year ago

oh yeah, is there an oviposition community yet?

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!

[–] mydoomlessaccount 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

Actually it’s pretty easy. It’s just like holding your poop in.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it'll be transferred to your butt eventually.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

That poor egg, it's gonna go through some rough shit on the way.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Hey guys someone crossed out a word, what could it mean? /s

[–] sexy_peach@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Seems like a fun couple

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I hate it.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

What an god-awful day to be literate.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can really separate the veterans from the rookies with this post. The kiddies are about to throw up in their mouth and vets are like "just another Monday on the internet."

This is on the very low end of kink. If you think this is crazy, or sickening then you my friend are a big scoop of vanilla. No hate though. Vanilla is fine too.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago