That kid looks like Legally Distinct Dennis the Menace. David the Annoyance, perhaps.
this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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We do call them "Denniskorvar" (Dennis sausages) actually!
American Dennis the Menace as well.
Does he enjoy some weird cultural osmosis in Scandinavia? Like how Donald Duck comics are a big thing?
They've come full circle.
We're back to meatballs
I think we're calling them hot balls this time.
Could 100% see that as a nice lil' appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.
Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I'm only saying that because they've been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.
Maybe they're secretly just that popular
Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.
Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!
Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)
Me: Mom, let's get Kulkorv!
Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home
Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces
Below is a picture of the original Swedish "Hot dogs". Sausages which themselves are a crime. Absolute cultural staple. Sadly these hot dog balls were a thing only for a short while.
Hot... dog balls?
Hot dog balls, or hot dog balls? Much like the Oxford comma, emphasis can make a difference! Next lesson, we’ll talk about hyphenation!
How many kids choked on these things? They seem perfect for blocking airways
Fortunately most kids don't fit into airways unless we're talking about a baleen whale.
Probably none. Have never heard of it.
The name also has a pun in it. "Kulkorv", means "ball-sausage", but "kul korv" would mean "funny sausage".
"kulkorv" without a space would be "fun-sausage" which could be a penis.
How am I supposed to enjoy processed corpse if it isn't phallic???
Balls aren't good enough?
Get both and passively aggressively serve it to the bigest toxic macho around
This makes a stupid kind of sense. You cut up hot dogs for little kids (I don't have any but remember from being one). This product is just the laziest way of solving a problem nobody has.