this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A nice charm of Lemmy is that people will post this every couple of months until the site dies.

No shade to OP, it's a nice little consistent thing we'll have.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

New to me also.

OP, can I get a peach?

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only the original is delicious

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

You are correct, I still want the peach.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's kind of cute when this happens though.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You think that lemon mascot fucks?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Judging by its face, it definitely at least eats pussy.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago

Oh it definitely eats something, that's for sure.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

babe the new service logo just dropped

[–] FlickeringScreens@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

just a few hours before rule 34 of this lemon exists, I'm sure

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I’d let him gobble my glizzy

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I came across these, I think I'd have to buy one, in solidarity with my favourite social media platform. The peach one sounds yum!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This man dares to eat a peach.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it takes you hours to get the juice out, youre doing it wrong

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some peaches like to edge!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking a moment to thank the creators of Lemmy, who get boatloads of abuse and zero appreciation from the commie/tankie haters. I don't always agree with their politics, I do on enough, but fact is, none of us would be here, without them.

[–] Bezzelbob@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Abuse? I'm pretty new here, what happened?

[–] henfredemars 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve had one. They’re OK, but high in sugar.

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Hardly a rave review :P

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 year ago

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 15 points 1 year ago

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Breaking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Gay Frogs And Love The Lemmynade

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought this is the lemmy lemonade fan forum. Hell, what is this place?

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Hi! We imagine that Starfleet runs NixOS here.

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Lemmy got so popular they named a lemonade after it. Truly amazing

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

5$ for less than a half liter. My lord...

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

It's $5 for 4 of them.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.

"No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar???? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price......FIVE DOLLARS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?"

And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.

Granted that's NOT what it is, but you'll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear I've seen inflation hit processed foods far harder than it has less processed foods. That and the delta between off-brand and name brand has become massive. At least $5 for a large bag of FritoLay chips, but most off brands are still less than $2 for roughly equivalent product

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out what happened to egg and milk prices in 2022.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

That part was interesting, since I live in a rural area surrounded by farms (primarily feed corn and livestock but across the many family farms around where I live pretty much everything gets farmed), and while I saw egg prices rise, milk prices largely remained the same with just noticable shortages

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'll take 2 cases of each, please.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Implying that the strawberry and peach flavors aren't delicious? 🤔

[–] Mobile@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooooh. Any recommendations on this product?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Too much sugar for me, did not try it!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless...)

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

For those of us sickened by the koolaid

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