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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

This happens all the time.

[–] JayTwo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Did you check the medicine cabinet?

[–] Roonerino@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

In my head this song is about a trans man and his packer and I will not be dissuaded from this view. The lyrics just fit kind of perfectly.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

"oh no i left my penis in my other pants"

- things said by the utterly based

[–] ta00000@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can it double as a reusable straw? This would solve the paper straw problem and I could make "cock"tails.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Detachable beanises.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

🎵detachable beanis🎵

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is throwing your cock at fascists praxis?

Honestly depends on the circumstances

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only if they get aroused and change their ways as a result.

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Or they get aroused and just become a clone of this horrible, depraved man:

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

It's called a strap on

[–] Chronicon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

meanwhile in the trans mega turns out they're already a thing (not a shitpost someone was just talking about prosthetics)

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Penis lightbulb

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen mine since 2014, so if a socialist finds it, they have my permission to keep it for scientific purposes.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

being able to hot swap would be amazing

[–] Packet@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

My partner stole my dick when I was sleeping, because of our argument on Marxist economics last night! Utterly deplorable and unserious of her!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago