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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For the low price of nine ninety squiggle?

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of the packages says freedom nuggots, the other says freeedom nuggets. Neither is correct.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

One is correct, but I will not elaborate on which.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It kinda says freedom nuggθts.

Nugg6ts? It's hard to make it out. It could almost be an e.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

That's somehow worse.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just look at the fine print. Also of course it is ai, you can't bread and deep fry something and keep this much detail. There is a reason fried foods are simple shapes, even those for kids who are marketed to with fun shapes

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Idk man, the AI just told me to put more glue in it.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but it’s still funny.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

That's never the package chicken nuggets come in. They come in plastic bags from the frozen food aisle. The pictured container is the type of thing they put steaks in with the clear plastic wrap on it.

Source: I like chicken nuggets

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It’s actually on sale for nelevendy bligork

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't forget that $993.99 price tag

[–] ed_cock@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Such is the price of freeedom.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking inflation, I only have a $1.05

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It isn't free, it costs folks like you and me.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

$34 a pound, product price $1.99 on the other side

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 points 2 years ago

Sounds like the cost of being a patriot XD

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck your generative AI garbage

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

fortunate son starts playing

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"but sweety, you haven't touched you nug-guns"

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Nugguns does sound pretty cute.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You pop those in an air fryer and I imagine they'll be bloody banging

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

Add some baked beans for bullets (and Lemmy cred), make stickmen out of fries and slather them in ketchup, boom, you got a proper massacre for your hunger

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's that from? Food Wars? I dont remember this scene lol

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Assassination classroom.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Probably gross, but I'm sure they taste at least a little better than my Glock

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gosh, Dude! Can you finally buy a holster instead of keeping it in your ass?! If you're rich enough for a deadly firearm, you're rich enough for something to carry it in!

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But... isn't that where a responsible firearm owner keeps their weapon?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

That's where the hedonistic firearm owner keeps their weapon!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Could try washing it regularly?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Nestlé claimed all the water as their property.

[–] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried. It's not dishwasher safe though, now it tastes like rust and less like freedom

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Combat Tupperware

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Empire (aka USA) in one pic

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.

So do they have lead in them by any chance?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Probably, considering this was made by a computer....