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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Alright, I’ll bite

The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of the land amongst the peasantry.

[–] TechnoAnomie@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Let me take the opportunity of being new in the safe space to say my first death to Israel.

[–] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait is a Palestinian landlord actually going to charge a cleaning fee for a blown up Palestinian home? And he survives? he is the one that doesn't get murdered. What the fuck

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder what percentage of gazan landlords are occupiers. Probably non-zero, but the majority? Wouldn't be shocked.

If my landlord was Israeli I would not be cleaning

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i don't think the Israeli blockade & Hamas' government would allow such an arrangement. the only thing i'm getting with israeli landlords wrt Gaza are allegations israeli landlords wanted hostages to keep up rent, lmao

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was just assuming given that Bill Gates bought up all that land in southern Gaza when the settlers there left.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

according to the norwegian refugee council that actually was defaulted to state ownership, but folks took em up in the courts for portions of it. unclear how that turned out

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hmm, death panel was covering it from a local who claimed bill gates bought the land off the settlers, would be a weird miss for them

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i mean i don't think my english-only web searches were very extensive... i'd like to hear that episode if you could link it

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/1826408505-deathpanel-water-for-gaza-052024.mp3

it's pretty bleak but death panel usually is

the gates land purchase is just an aside, not the focal point of the ep

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

A Gazan landlord is still a landlord

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

I'm going to become the Joker and nuke israel.

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just audibly and involuntarily said [a suggested action the landlord should try]

[–] hexinvictus@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Fucking roaches everywhere

[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

They use shekels in the areas that are bombed by Israel?

I guess that makes sense, but still interesting. I never really thought of what currency they'd use.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Huh. I wonder what percentage of the Palestinian economy is owned by Israelis? (I realize it might not even be the case here, but it got me thinking)

[–] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Landlords doin' tropes.