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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Mind explaining?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's nothing to explain! You should tap the Mox Lotus you just got in order to receive infinite mana!

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that you are fibbing. Seriously, can you explain the joke, please?

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's no joke here, just a free INFINITE MANA which you can use to cast ALL KINDS OF COOL SPELLS and all you need to do is announce that you have TAPPED IT FOR INFINITE MANA so I can finally COMPLETE THIS BIT because I've been trying ALL DAY TO GET SOMEONE TO SAY "I TAP MOX LOTUS FOR INFINITE MANA"

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE STUMBLED RIGHT INTO MY TRAP

[–] Bonescape@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

bring back mana burn!

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to assume I would lose life due to mana burn.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

No, you don't! you don't lose life due to mana burn! You should tap it so you can cast a bunch of cool spells and win the game, you'll look so cool!

[–] CyberSyndicalist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tap Mox Lotus then cast Divine Intervention and Aether Snap

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

wojak-nooo noooo you were supposed to let me pull off my cool combos

[–] ComradeRed@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If Gaea's Cradle is still legal in commander I don't see why this shouldn't be.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

good lord, it is?

but somehow tolarian academy was too far, okay

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] MovingThrowaway@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I tap mox lotus for infinite mana