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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 250 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

"Oh god! You're finally awake!!! Babe, you've been asleep for two years!!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Look how long you've been gone!"

"Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep."

"No it isn't! Look at my hair!"

"Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice."

I'm not good with details.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn't notice.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn't say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn't realize she did.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 199 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?"

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 year ago

Wow, you got em with that 2003 throwback.

God damn we're old.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With the newgrounds link as well ❤️

Of course they're all on YouTube nowadays

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 155 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can see why he married her.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry a woman like her one day.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to marry ~~a woman like her one day.~~

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a girlfriend

[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky enough to get a ~~girl~~friend

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I hope I'm lucky

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 95 points 1 year ago

That was a good twist

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

"Then why am I still tired? Clearly I need a few more years of sleep."

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this how the barbershop in GTA works

"Nice, all plans cancelled with a valid excuse."

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My husband shaved his beard when I was napping one day and came to wake me up. I had no idea who he was.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Watch La Moustache with him.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

You were trying to cross the border, right?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Oh my gawd! Your tiddies are sagging even more!”

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first thought was "what the fuck"

Then I looked at who posted it and went "that's pretty tame actually"

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

😎
👉👉

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

That would be a coma

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So you are finally awake Link...

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You ever be dating a girl with hair extensions and try to run your fingers through her hair? And that's how you found out she had extensions? Surprise! Hair extensions are bullshit.

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